Another Genie in the Bottle gag..
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:55 pm
A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.
"You crafty little bugger," said the genie..
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.
"You crafty little bugger," said the genie..