Another Genie in the Bottle gag..

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Another Genie in the Bottle gag..

Unread post by retiredVTT » Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:55 pm

A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after the Government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.

"You crafty little bugger," said the genie..
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