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New postby the-mailman on Thu May 18, 2017 1:15 pm

Thought up a great joke on the way home yesterday that I thought I should share.

When I got home from work yesterday I told my son I saw a PBY.
He said, “ No way, I don’t believe you.”
I said, “This one was yellow, but was not going the same way as me so I didn’t see it for very long.”
I still don’t think he believed me, but finally he said, “I wish I had been with you. I’ve never seen a real PBY.”
So I said, “Yea, me too. It’s not as much fun when there’s no one to punch and you see a Punch Buggy Yellow.”
He said, “Dad, that’s not funny”, and now my arm is sore. I always forget to say, “No punch back.”
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Re: Joke

New postby bdg on Thu May 18, 2017 6:29 pm

:-)
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Re: Joke

New postby DaBalJubei on Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:03 am

Lol! Now, that's funny. :lol:
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Re: Joke

New postby DaBalJubei on Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:02 am

Here's one from me:

A 100-year-old Japanese man is being interviewed for a newspaper piece about extreme old age. The reporter asks, "Do you think there's any merit to the stereotype that people from this village live a lot longer than others?"

The old man thinks for a second and says, "You know, I'm not sure. Let me go ask my dad." And the reporter, stunned, stammers, "Y-your dad? Where is he right now??"

The old man replied, "I think he's out fishing with my grandpa."
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Re: Joke

New postby DaBalJubei on Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:43 am

My teacher once accused me of plagiarism..

His words, not mine.
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